10:26 AM (EDT)/ 9:26 AM (CDT)
AA's gchat status: I have an MFA NOT an MSc or even an MBA
(this is because AA needed to perform some basic math at work, it was a harrowing experience.)
LM: and look at how far that is getting us. haha
AA: yep
LM: ohhh SAIC, artist you create, but money we do not make
LM's gchat status: My boss just called and asked if I could find a therapist for his cat.
AA: so did you find a therapist for the cat?
LM: lol yes, that was by far the most ridiculous request i have ever been given by a boss
AA: yeah...i think even i can't top that ;-) and i've had some wacky job bosses
LM: haha i mean i was crying i was laughing so hard
AA: well my mom does have a pet communicator
LM: yes, well....lol i don't really even know what to say to that...ha
AA: seriously…i have to listen to her with a straight face but she knows i think it's crazy
LM: you need to write a story about that or did you already?
AA: not yet …i will at some pot… point
LM: smoke some pot too, see how that turns out
AA: ha ha
3:18 PM (EDT)/2:18PM (CDT)
LM: freakin cat therapist
AA: wow, your boss should meet my mom
LM: cat therapy. Lol. freakin cat therapy.
AA: i'm eating reeses pieces … yum … reminds me of ET
AA: why cat therapy? is the cat depressed? anxious?
LM: scared, he's a scaredy cat!
AA: i just ate a reeses off the floor, is that gross? the cat is scared? of what? is it an old cat? new cat? (medium cat?) i'm very curious about the cat. but not, you the p-word ;-) which I'm not typing because i'm at work
LM: not that old … i have no effen clue
4:08PM (EDT)/3:08PM (CDT)
AA: dude my bra hurts
LM: or your boobs in the bra?
AA: my shoulders … it's a girdle actually ...like a slip and has removable straps and i could only find one of them so i am wearing one strap and it is hurting the back of my neck (i'm wearing a sweater dress today - hence the girdle) i should have tried my bathing suit strap, it's looser … i keep pulling at the strap, and reaching into my top to pull up the girdle. it's all very sexy
LM: you are not wearing a girdle!
AA: yes i am
LM: Dear Carole: You did more for my cats than the all the vets, behaviorists and cat psychics combined. Your work with my girls helped transform an incredibly difficult circumstance back to one that is happy and normal. I'd about given up hope and never thought my two girls would be friends again.
AA: my two girls … wow
4:50PM (EDT)/3:50PM (CDT)
AA: there is a fabric store downstairs...think they'll have bra straps? …. for my igoogle theme, i have a different everyday...today i have celine dione. i hate celine dione
LM: lol
AA: this bra has become a torture chamber
LM: lol
AA: i'm not trying to be funny ;-) i am in pain
LM: i know
AA: but glad it's funny
LM: but i couldn't help but laugh
AA: i know, if i knew when i my boss wanted to meet, i would be downstairs right now check on bra straps...but, she's a wild card ... she never stays on schedule
LM: i have been completely useless today
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